Just for Fun-Lets rewrite the 12 days of Christmas-Cat style

Okay as cat people the gifts in the traditional 12 days of Christmas wouldn't be gifts we'd want especially all those birds, so let's rewrite it Cat Lady Style (Cat guy style too)

I'll start us off.

On the First Day Of Christmas my true love gave to me......A kitten up a tree!​

Okay now fill in the other 11 days...lol

Mel and The Fur Gang

 

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I've done my list. Don't want to post it yet, 'cause I don't know whether it should be just one suggestion each or one version each. More significantly, I wasn't put on the planet to be a lyricist and I think my list is naff.

 

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Giggles Either was I but we have had enough sadness around here and this is the season of Joy to the World.

So throw out the lists or single verse and we'll throw it altogether and figure it out later.

Or we can rewrite the whole freaking carole list as far as I care.

Folks just have fun with this, no one can hear us sing on the internet...lol

Mel and The Fur Gang

 

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Sorry Mel, to hard for me in english. Let me know if you all want to do a danish version

 

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Danish works too just need sub titles lol

Mel and The Fur Gang

 

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... and in space no-one can hear you scream. Is that also true of cyberspace? :razz:

 

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O-kaaaaay - here's my attempt:


The RL Days of Christmas

Twelve treats a-freezing
Eleven meters testing
Ten tutus bouncing
Nine lancets pricking
Eight Petmates feeding
Seven vials a-chilling
Six kitties surfing
An A-M-P-S blood test!
Four vetty beans
Three mini meals
Two trampolines
And a kitten in a tree!


Like I said earlier, Cole Porter I ain't. :roll:

 

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lol nope the worst that can happen is someone will CAPLOCK you lol

And I love your version of the 12 days of RL Christmas...anyone else?

Mel and The Fur Gang

 

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No!!! Not the CAPS LOCK OF DOOM!!!!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh! nailbite_smile

 

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'tis fierce easy to please you, Mel. :?

 

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ok here goes. LOL
and a kitten in a tree
2 human laps
3 sunny spots
4 squeaking mice
5 cat nip sacks
6 upchucked hairballs
7 rubs and scritches
8 birds a flying
9 bugs a chasing
10 cans of cat food
11 nails a scratching
12 cats a leaping

 

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If I were a kitteh, I think I'd be much more in favour of your prezzies, Nadine! :smile:

 

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Awesome!! :lol:

 

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LOL haha_smiley
Yours are great too. Aine.

 

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12 gift wraps shredded
11 chewed up light cords
10 snacks she pilfered
9 morning head butts
8 tangled garland
7 evening snuggles
6 stolen cookies
5 Feed me Neow!!
4 broken ornaments
3 hair balls
2 water dish
and the kitten just climbed the tree!

 

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LOL. I Love it !!!

 

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Brilliant, Linda, especially the "feed me neowww!" :lol:

 

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He's making a list,
He's checking it twice ...


It's official. Santa's got OCD.

 

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haha_smiley haha_smiley right !!!!!

 

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Just wish my OCD would let me off at checking twice. :roll: Good grief! I've got Santa envy!

 

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This one fits my household.

 

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At school, we had some alternative versions of Christmas carols:

As shepherd's washed their socks by night
All seated round the tub
A bar of Sunlight soap came down
And they began to scrub.

- and then there was -

We three kings have travelled so far
John in a taxi, Paul in a car,
George on a scooter blowing his hooter
Following Ringo Starr.

But the daddy of all Christmas carol rewrites has to have come from the pen of Tom Lehrer ...

(Can't get the 'Youtube' feature to work properly on my PC. :? )