That is hysterical. I agree with Yong. No hairballs for awhile. Many moons ago, we invited all my husband's work colleagues to a BBQ at our house. We set up a buffet of sorts on the dining room table. My now geriatric 19 yr. old, then much younger , decided the chicken breasts looked appetizing and got up to pilfer from the platter when the dining room was temporarily vacated. Luckily he got caught by friends who were kitty lovers! We discarded the nibbled breast Myster had pulled onto the table edge for munching and left the rest there as if nothing had happened with no one other than the 4 of us any the wiser! Needless to say we didn't leave the food unattended again that night!