10/20 Binks pmps 82 +3 55 +4 56 +6 66 +9 55

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Hello, LL! Iz De B...reportin all da newz frum Idee-ho. I looks at ma bean, I ebalu-ates her abilities...an' I dee-cidez dat she lackin'...
so I gonna jus' runz diz FD routinez ma'self. She not young, she beez a liddle crazee...she spen' timez wit' dem uggerly Turdie gurlz...
what a liddle kitty to do? :-D
Binks

Hey, all...

just a quick Idaho anecdote to share...

Twas the night before Thursday, and all thru the house,
everybody was snoozing in fur, or sleep-blouse.
Binks in his kerchief, and Smudge in my lap-
had settled right in for another long nap.

You can imagine my thrill and surprise, to be sure
when Annie hopped up on the bed with a purr!
She struggled and dug to get under the sheet...
and released a fat mousie right there at my feet! :shock:
The poor little rodent had read all news reports,
and his tactic to live was to run up my shorts!!! :o

The little rat bast@rd is now loose in my room...
cuz after he ran, Annie lost all her zoom.
So if you have kitties that are good at the chase...
Wear long skivvies to bed, or get a can of Mouse Mace!!

:lol: :lol:

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ROFLMAO!!! I can't type... OMG! This is your best post ever! Thanks for sharing and good luck with (to?) the mouse.
Liz
 
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I shouldn't read your condo at work! What is everyone in the library going to think with me laughing out loud, tears streaming down my face?!? SHHH
 
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OMG...hilarious. No wonder she was purring. Blues are looking mighty fine....
Mares and Miss
 
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Hi Celi, oh.....no!! Is this for real as I believe everything! Lil Annie brought a rodent to bed. Don't you know you are supposed to awww and praise her. It's a present for da Bean. :lol:
 
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It is for real...my imagination is great, but even I can't make up craziness like this!!!!

and I was a little too busy yelping "EEWWWW!!!" to give her the expected "Awww" :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Gah!! At least Willie was nice enough to not DROP the mouse in the bed when bringing me his conquest!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You must explain to Annie that her mousing prowess demonstrates that she is, indeed, the most finest specimen of cat... no need to prove it with mousies in the bed!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, Celi. *shakes head* how you do make us laugh....
 
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Christie & Willie said:
Oh, Celi. *shakes head* how you do make us laugh....
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my three hooligans make it so easy...I just report the news, Ma'am!

okay...maybe, like Tom Brokaw...i subtly add my own spin to the events, but still... :-D
 
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Celia,
I saw your post in Thelma and Calistica's condo....if you don't mind, could you share Binks' white trash headgear with me, too? Missy isn't a GREAT fan of the rice sock.

Oh, BTW, your Annie must be talking to Phoenix....after reading your poem, I went to the back door to let him in and there he his, a couple of bird feathers :sad: and too tiny feet. Thank God they weren't anywhere near the bed! I am not a fan of their gifts....he once brought me a live mole who pooped and peed all over my floor, scared sh**less from being surrounded by two giant cats. :lol:

Thanks.....
 
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Ewwwwww gross!! But very LMAO :lol: :lol: must have been a very rude awakening. I guess Annie is just showing her appreciation for taking care of her ear. Have you found it yet?
 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope that "Mouserl" gets away, far away! Love your paraphrase, Celi! I wonder what Annie has in store for tonight?

Binksy: Youz iz lookin' super.

Ella & Rusty
 
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I'm having trouble posting due to laughing at Sienne and Ann's pics!

actually...have received a cpl of pm's bout the white trash headgear, so will post it separately as an OT subject...
gotta try to find the post to ella with the crappy pics...
 
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Best condo ever Celi! I'm sorry, but I'm picturing all this and it's hysterical! :lol: :lol:

Binks does look to be doing a fine job all on his own.

Binks, ma bestes' bud - Youz comin back to da falls? We misses you heres! - Lubs, Muffin
 
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Ann & Tess said:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and what did the little feet running up your leg feel like? ;-) are we sure there was only one mouse? or could another one still be in the house?
 
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mybuddybinks said:
Christie & Willie said:
Oh, Celi. *shakes head* how you do make us laugh....
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my three hooligans make it so easy...I just report the news, Ma'am!

okay...maybe, like Tom Brokaw...i subtly add my own spin to the events, but still... :-D
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And how, exactly, are we spinning your fairly recent run in with the po-po in the park as the fault of the hooligans?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Crap. After re-reading this, I looked up at Willie, who is lounging on the back of the sofa.

"Willie. You can NOT follow in Annie's footsteps, you hear me? NO MOUSIES UNDER THE COVERS."
Wink
"HEY! Did you just wink at me????"
Wink
"Seriously, dude. This is not funny business. No. Mice. In. Bed."
Wink

I'm thinking I'm screwed here. Time to make sure the sheets are tucked in extra tightly!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Celi, your post is so outrageous, it has to be real! I can't imagine what I would have done if Simon or Cleo had brought a mouse to the bed. You are one brave, strong woman.
 
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Georgia and Simon said:
You are one brave, strong woman.
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If you had heard me squawking and swearing while i hopped around the bedroom yanking off my boxer shorts, you would rethink this one! :lol: :lol:
 
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O.M.G. better you than me!

almost forgot why i stopped by...
i've been trying to keep an eye on binks' ss. with the fur shot, missed shot, possible hc raid and all those purr-ty green numbers...
i wouldn't think twice about losing the fat off that dose. :mrgreen:
 
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SWEET!!!
thanks, jill...we'll do that tomorrow morning!

and as regards the mouse...Lil Miss Annie is staking out the bedroom closet tonight...
PLEASE, Annie...get him outta here!

Smudge couldnt care less, and Binks just wants me to stop waking him up for ear pokies...
 
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mybuddybinks said:
and as regards the mouse...Lil Miss Annie is staking out the bedroom closet tonight...
PLEASE, Annie...get him outta here!
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hmmm... you really think annie will get him outta there???
my money is on her bringing you a present in bed. :lol:
 
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Definitely needed a laugh after the stressful day I've had... and knew I'd find it in Binks condo... hehe Nice numbers Binksy Boy... wonder if Annie will bring her friend back into bed in the middle of the night :)
 
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having just posted 6 66...
i have no doubt that Miss Fannie cat will share her prey yet again.... :sad:
 
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Ni NI, at least w/ the PJ party Annies can't sneak into bed w/ the mouser! :lol:
 
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