Shelly & Jersey (GA)
Member Since 2014
Yesterday’s Condo: http://www.felinediabetes.com/FDMB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=117628
Yesterday’s Numbers:
AMBG – 55
PMBG – 45
I miss you guys! I’m not sure what’s worse – being allotted only two pokeys a day or not being able to check in and see what’s going on with all the kitties and beans!
Jersey has been quite productive. She’s been able to check off all of the items on her to do list the past couple of days:
1. Make gouge marks in the wood floors by tearing through the house at a high rate of speed. Goal: To make the human twist her ankle in the new grooves. Releasing wood shavings that will pierce the human’s foot is also an acceptable outcome.
2. Pull open the filing cabinet in the office and scatter the files all over the floor. Goal: To find the Twinkie-filled Easter eggs that must be hidden in there. Making the human lose necessary paperwork is a bonus.
3. Pace back and forth across the window valance in the living room. As the human perches precariously on the end table in her feeble attempts to pluck me off of the valance, I will continue to move just out of reach. Goal: To cause the human to fall off of the table and injure a body part. Causing the human to fall through the window would be ideal.
4. Rub up against the human’s leg and meow lovingly as she prepares to get in the shower. As she reaches out to pet me, I will attack. Goal: To overwhelm the human with pain. This will, in turn, cause her to lose her balance, fall into the shower, and drown.
I have no idea what’s going on with anyone right now, so I’m sending out lots of prayers all around! I hope the site will straighten up this evening so that I can start catching up on condos.
Hugs to all! :YMHUG:
Shelly
Yesterday’s Numbers:
AMBG – 55
PMBG – 45
I miss you guys! I’m not sure what’s worse – being allotted only two pokeys a day or not being able to check in and see what’s going on with all the kitties and beans!
Jersey has been quite productive. She’s been able to check off all of the items on her to do list the past couple of days:
1. Make gouge marks in the wood floors by tearing through the house at a high rate of speed. Goal: To make the human twist her ankle in the new grooves. Releasing wood shavings that will pierce the human’s foot is also an acceptable outcome.
2. Pull open the filing cabinet in the office and scatter the files all over the floor. Goal: To find the Twinkie-filled Easter eggs that must be hidden in there. Making the human lose necessary paperwork is a bonus.
3. Pace back and forth across the window valance in the living room. As the human perches precariously on the end table in her feeble attempts to pluck me off of the valance, I will continue to move just out of reach. Goal: To cause the human to fall off of the table and injure a body part. Causing the human to fall through the window would be ideal.
4. Rub up against the human’s leg and meow lovingly as she prepares to get in the shower. As she reaches out to pet me, I will attack. Goal: To overwhelm the human with pain. This will, in turn, cause her to lose her balance, fall into the shower, and drown.
I have no idea what’s going on with anyone right now, so I’m sending out lots of prayers all around! I hope the site will straighten up this evening so that I can start catching up on condos.
Hugs to all! :YMHUG:
Shelly
I don't think you're going to be doing to much poking from now on. Gooooooo, Jersey! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 
